Aron Ahlstrom, aka "Hominy Jones", is a big fat jerk who thinks he is cool because he makes stupid little dioramas, each of which contains one hermetically-sealed unit of unused love.

Why are his dioramas so stupid?

No one really knows.

How can I be stupid like him?

Give him some money for one of his dioramas. Or else just give him money.

Where?

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